Friday

 Still listening to that IG post….❤️🥰

Hey, guys, how goes it? 

I’ve been going down a rabbit hole on YouTube watching police cams and my Lord! People calm the fuck down out there! 

1)If you’re resisting arrest there’s only one way that’s gonna end and being hogtied with a Silence Of The Lamb’s mask is not a good look, and we’re looking, girl!

2) peeing on a cop is gonna go one way…. It’s not good.

3) if you’re lying about what’s on your phone or computer, you’re an idiot. At some point during your questioning they are going to see it and they know that you’re a sick fuck. Ok, just stop being pervs.

4) some of you are sicker fucks than most and a surprisingly and shocking amount of women do some sick fuck stuff with their children and….. DOGS…. And then send it to other sick fucks. You’re wearing cross necklaces and flying your American flag…. What the hell is going on out there? By the way, I’m all for an instant death penalty because you can’t cure that shit. 

5) don’t trust anyone. Not your family, your doctor, your pastor, your cop friend, your dog walker, your neighbor, your babysitter, your grocery clerk. It takes all kinds to make this sick world go round. 

6) Drunks are some nasty ass people. Stay home. 

7) sometimes people see some sick fuck shit happening and they gang up to beat the daylight out of some folks. Those are superheroes. 

Why do I watch these? I have no clue. It’s like a car wreck. Sometimes within the first few seconds I go “ Oh, hell no” and back right back out. I know it’s gonna break my brain… 

Also, I like to watch videos of hairstylists. Much more calming! Unknown fact about me! From the ages of 11-16 I modeled for hair magazines. Remember those books and mags that were in Salons? They had me in them!! 

Here’s another PSA… if you’re sunburned… do not, under any circumstances spray perfume on your body. It’s a good 15 minutes of fire. 

Went out to eat last week and basketball was on. The son of the owner came up and asked if we watch basketball. We told him that we don’t but we watch baseball and football. He said he’s a Dallas fan all the way. My husband told him that he was raised in Arizona so he’s Arizona all the way and then he asked who I like… I said that I’m a Washington State Girly( for the record if you don’t put STATE after Washington everyone thinks Washington DC. Weirdos) He said “ oooh! A hawks fan!” I told him that my dad would take me to watch practice at WSU when I was a kid because they didn’t have a stadium yet. He said “ cool. Cool” walked away and came back out a few minutes later, he pointed right at me, this young 20’s kid and said “ Holy shit! Steve Largent?!” Wow! That was the way back machine! Steve played from ‘76 - ‘89!! I whipped out my phone and showed him a picture of 15 yr old Tracy Standing with Steve Largent! Found the pic in our storage unit!! This kid was so excited that he gave me a high five and shook my hand! 😁😁😁 he told us that he had been a rookie for about 5 seconds on the Cowboys and his “pops” had him watch Steve Largent videos. Pure joy when you least expect it. Isn’t that the fun part?

Gotta go! 

Song Par Avion by Mike and the Mechanics 

Luv, me