Hold your breath….

 I feel like I might be tuning a corner!!!! I, being a medical professional in my own mind, started just taking a shot of Fireball when I couldn’t get a grip on the cough. Now don’t go taking advice from a stranger in the internet tubes, but it helped me sleep and I needed the sleep. I even put a little airplane sized bottle next to my bed for just in case and, I think it’s been working some cinnamon magic. Next month I’ll figure out what to do about being an alcoholic. 1 out of 12 steps at a time…. Am I right?

Of course I’m not right! Fuck that shit!

I have an appointment today with my orthopedic surgeon to talk about surgery on my knees. Man, being a kid in the country did some damage on those guys. This appointment is really the last on my list of importance but it came up first.

Hey! I qualified for ketamine and I’ve hit my out of pocket for the year so, I mean, you bring the fireball and I’ll bring the existential crisis! Actually, I’m not allowed to keep it in my home. The doctor keeps it. But they can’t stop us all!

I’m going to a goat farm this weekend. It’s…. I can’t believe I’m going to actually say this….. it’s goat therapy. You know, touch grass! Pet goats! Free your mind and the rest will follow! If this is not thee most sissy thing I’ve ever done than I don’t know what is. Good news, my husband and son are being dragged by me to experience the pure joy of a baby goat eating at your clothing. 

I think I’ll be ready to get back into the crisis of faith stuff very soon. Now there’s a whole other twist I didn’t see coming…..

Oh, Robb is now a “ church leader….” Help me. 

Let me think of a song… ok, this kid is being called England’s Bryan Adams and it’s so true!!!! Take a listen 

YUNGBLUD : I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU 


See you in the moon

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