Ok, quickly…

 I have so many things that I need to write about. It’s taking over my brain HOWEVER! Someone asked me a question and my answer is kind of devious which, I find funny so I’m gonna answer it. Don’t have time to think of a song tonight so play one for me…


The question is “ What is your best life advice?”

Ok, here it is!! NEVER EVER get into a situation where there is a secret and YOU are the ONLY one who benefits by it. Like say you stole money and someone knows you did. That is someone you need to kill… I mean, you know, hypothetically…. If the other person, or GOD FORBID, other people, do not stand to lose as much, if not more than you,  then you are fucked. This is why you should never ever go drinking and settle into that “ OMG! I love you! I can tell you anything!” Phase. That’s when you need to either start talking about anything else in the whole world, zoos… trees…. Fishing…. But never ever about your secret because now they own you. Kiss your safety goodbye. You have none and…. You have to kill them. And killing is a messy business and pretty hard to get away with anymore. Why does everyone have a fucking camera on everything?! It’s so annoying! 

So my advice to you is. If you must have a secret it can ONLY be shared with a person equally if not more involved than you. They need to feel as though their life will crumble into tiny sharp little shards if someone finds out. 

Hope that helps! 😬

Me!

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