What’s up?

 I’m back! So, how’s things going? It’s been unseasonably cool here and I’m loving it. Lots of rain too. My heart is full.

Not too surprising but we went to the spa WORLD-SPRINGS yesterday and spent EIGHT HOURS soaking and swimming and just getting rid of toxins and absorbing minerals. I don’t know if that shit works but it sure feels like it. My muscles and mentality and body just feel better. I got home and just wanted to go right to sleep. It’s my little heaven. Way better therapy than talk therapy. Just get yourself into the Dead Sea or Bali or Japan or Australia ( my favorite) or South Korea and take a nice mental vacation….. your worries float away….

There was a life guard at the Dead Sea , she was probably 17 years old, this guy about 40 comes up to hit on her, as they will, after 10 minutes with her body language looking so upset I decided to get out of the pool, put my hand in her arm and say “ Hey, Sweetpea, I’m gonna stay until you close, do you still want your dad and I to take you home?” And then I looked at the guy like , are you still here? And he walked away. She started crying and thanking me. I gave her the “ Use your words” mom talk. Like, I’m sorry, I’m working I can’t talk with the guests or something so he doesn’t get pissed and report her for being rude, because that’s how women walk through life. It’s the weirdest fucking thing.

My brother in law is coming into town Thursday. It’s a very complicated relationship that we have. He’s charming and funny, we have a really similar sense of humor and also it wouldn’t be a huge surprise if he was a serial killer, you know? So….

Got my hairs cut today and I look pretty damn cute if I do say to myself :-)

Something I didn’t update about…. I have an actual published book… I’m an actual author…. But I published it under a Nom de Plume. It’s really personal and…. I didn’t want anyone I know to read it…. See, I do have Autism! Ugh…. Weird, I know but I’m in Barnes and Noble and Amazon!! Also, my documentary placed 18th out of 150. I think that’s pretty good! Im writing a book now. May have the balls to write it under my name…….may not… but this is a much different thing so probably will. I feel proud. Really proud. 

Song today…. I like a lot of Sabrina Carpenter. Her songs can be really sarcastic, which I love so I’m listening to her, I’m gonna pick… Sharpest Tool… 

Me

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Hey.

 So, hopefully most of  everyone got my email. If not, I’m starting from scratch. Hi. It’s been a minute! Like, I’m a year older. There’s so much to catch up on that I don’t know where to start….  Let’s get this out of the way. No, I have not spoken with my children. OM got divorced. Instead of going back to her maiden name she made up a last name based on a…. Wait for it…. Disney move. Went to court and now that’s her last name. So, that was a little jarring. I got that news from Joshua while I was getting my nails done. Fun! I actually did speak to ym for a hot minute last month. My car was totaled by a hail storm. We still had it at her house in a different city so we did have to have contact. That went fine but no movement forward. So, ya. That’s that. Let’s see….. last year I was diagnosed with PMR polymyalgia rheumatica. It’s an autoimmune thing that basically paralyzes you. I had to wait … EIGHT months to see a specialist who wanted to put me on steroids for the re...
Read more

Here’s me

 On Monday my son and I got an uber, I think I mentioned that my car was totaled by hail…. Anyway, I splurged and got a really nice one, like hello, I’m a kardashian…. And I took him to the spa. He did not want to go. He had it in his head that it was going to be like People Soup…. But he LOVED it! We loved it! Had the best time. He’s good. My husband picked us up but, ugh, we did not want too. We have our favorite pools and he liked them best too. They play jazz music and you can just hear all the water falls. The funny thing is that I can see Plano out from my balcony, this is on the opposite side of what we can see, so, very close to home but also 30 minutes away because their is no straight connection. Both my husband and Josh like the pool where you can see the view of the city and at night, it’s stunning. Also helped my wrist! For the time we where there… My wrist is not good. I can’t hold a cup of coffee, I can’t type, I can’t paint. Argh!  Went swimming in Tuesday and ...
Read more

Deader than a Door Nail

 Ok, I have so many like really deep conversations that I’m just gonna get out of my system with you all. You good with that? Cool… I’m 57 years old and I realize that it’s way too late to be going through a midlife crisis but I am! I’m like,” I hope they come out with that third season pretty soon do I can see it before I die” I’ve decided that I probably have 10 good years left. TEN YEARS. It keeps me up at night! Yes it’s odd. I know this.  I go through this list of things I want to do and places I want to go and will I know my grandkids and WHERE THE FUCK did the time go? If I could go back to…. I don’t know, let’s say 1982 I’d fucking go! Then I think well, I for sure skip getting pregnant. I know exactly when it happened but if I did that then the things that followed wouldn’t have happened and I LOVE that I wasn’t a goody two shoes. Love that I took risks and did some crazy shit and lived abs guess what? I’ve never been afraid to tell my family about that stuff. Do I ha...
Read more